keeping up with stephanie

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

muffinpines:

 Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials? // Logically, I would have to say no.

muffinpines:

 Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials? // Logically, I would have to say no.

hum90:

So precious.

hum90:

So precious.

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.


what….!?! the mum is kinda crazy

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

what….!?! the mum is kinda crazy

godshideouscreation:

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

emilyan:

LOL

I’m in sashimi heaven 😍😍🍣 #sashimi #tuna #salmon #taiwan2014 #fatventures #albacore #scallop #sofancyyy  (at 百八漁場)

I’m in sashimi heaven 😍😍🍣 #sashimi #tuna #salmon #taiwan2014 #fatventures #albacore #scallop #sofancyyy (at 百八漁場)

on the way to Taiwan 2014

I got here (taipei) about two days ago, I think? the ride to the airport was quite bittersweet because I was not ready to leave my dad and pups all alone at home. I found myself in tears as my dad stopped in front of the terminal and we got off to get our luggages. Part of me felt guilty for leaving him at home all by himself, but I honestly thought my grandma would be home by now. My mum and I stayed outside for a while just to make sure my dad got out okay because airport traffic is horrendous! We went into the airport and checked in while we waited for my godmom.

We finally got onto the plane and boy, did time feel slow. I felt a little bit uneasy due to the recent plane crashes and of course, my horrible imagination went off and thought about how I will miss everyone if I were to die. Then I wondered about where we would crash and what would happen..how I would die. Would I be eaten by a shark? Impaled by a pole? Hit with shards of glass or airplane parts? To ease off my mind, I resorted to movies. I watched a few movies so I wouldn’t have jetlag. Another thing that made me feel uneasy was that there was a lot of turbulence. It got scary at times because I never experienced it as intense as I did this time. Not to mention I was watching Spiderman 2 where Peter Parker parent’s plane got sabotaged and they all died. SPiderman 2 was so OMG because I was not expecting Gwen to die :( I was sooooo sad T-T I LOVED LOVED MALEFICENT! they did a great job; I loved how she called Aurora little beastie. super cute! Then, I watched “The Fault In Our Stars” and all I can say is, darn you John Green! I cried like a baby so hard.. super glad I watched it when everyone was sleeping so they didn’t hear me. It was just so beautiful..heartbreak after heartbreak :( thought I was going to die from sorrow.

I finally got tired and decided that I could take a mini nap since there were still 4 hours before we landed. I must say, it’s quite uncomfortable to sleep on the plane. I had to keep on moving because my butt was getting numb from sitting for 10 hours. I woke up and it was breakfast time. YAYYY :D ( well this was dinner. breakfast was an omelette with ham and stuff).

An hour after breakfast, we landed in TAIWAN!! :D It was already 11 pm something and I think our ride waited for about half an hour by then. We were seated in the back, so of course it took a long time to get out of the plane. We had to make a stop at the duty free store to pick up some cigs (don’t know for who) and there was a HUGE line. Then, I had to go through immigration since I wasn’t a citizen but my mom and godmom were. That took about half an hour since there were a lot of tourist groups from China and Korea. It was already midnight by the time I got to the window and they had to change the stamp since it was already the next day. That took ten minutes too since the numbers were so damn small.

After EVERYTHING, we finally got to go get our luggage and it was the funniest thing ever. On the turning thing, there were only four luggages. Care to guess who those belong to? haha the only bright side of that is we don’t really have to look for it :B We hurried and gathered everything and went to go meet our family :) It was so great!!

By the time we got to my 舅媽’s house, it was already 1 I believe. I saw my youngest cousin and we talked for a long time before going to bed :] boy, I have to say, I have missed them oh so much. We had some time to catch up, but went to bed around 2:30am since we were all tired..

tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Shower Thoughts [distractify]

Previously: Human Shower Thoughts

ww-swagabond:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 

I’ll have what the last person is having.

herochan:

Superhero Watercolors

Illustrations by Blule 

keeping up with stephanie
MEOW.